But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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