Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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