Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
