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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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