pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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