Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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