don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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