Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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