im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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