Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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