I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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