That's intense
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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