Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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