i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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