id be glad to
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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