Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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