he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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