Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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