Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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