Three words: puerto rican gang bang
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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