worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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