some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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