I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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