I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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