Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well