I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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