Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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