just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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