He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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