im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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