I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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