You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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