Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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