what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey