I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)