Will you blow on my dice?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off