Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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