my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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