You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can't turn off my feet"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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