if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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