I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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