i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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