I can text with my tongue
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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