Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

I wanna bring you to show and tell

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them

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(407): View more from Florida

He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.

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(914): View more from New York

Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.

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(251): View more from Alabama

For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?

(613): View more from Ontario

you're kidding right?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.

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