my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
only if we run a train.
done.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
