I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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