I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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