the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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