There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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