Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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