i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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