i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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its like you know when i get waxed
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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