I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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