I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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