I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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