Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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