my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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